Joe and Dave are hunting when Dave keels over. Frantic, Joe dials 911 on his cell phone and blurts, "My friend just dropped dead! What should I do?" A soothing voice at the other end says, "Don't worry, I can help. First, let's make sure he's really dead." After a brief silence, the operator hears a shot. Then Joe comes back to the phone. "Okay," he says nervously to the operator. "What do I do next?"
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Joke of the month
Friday, November 13, 2009 // 6:35 AM
Explosively Funny
Joe and Dave are hunting when Dave keels over. Frantic, Joe dials 911 on his cell phone and blurts, "My friend just dropped dead! What should I do?" A soothing voice at the other end says, "Don't worry, I can help. First, let's make sure he's really dead." After a brief silence, the operator hears a shot. Then Joe comes back to the phone. "Okay," he says nervously to the operator. "What do I do next?"
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grew up in a small town,
and when the rain would fall down. i'd just stare out my window.
Hello! My name is Siew May <3
i love: Family, friends, Lee Hom, music, piano, violin, swimming and just hanging out with friends :)
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Can't live without:
DAD AND MUM!
Friends!
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Novels
Pasta and Pizza
Apple juice and milo (habit)
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